UNI and The Urchins
The course of history often seems wayward and chaotic. It’s the gum on the heel of your shoe that a homeless saint picks off and plops in his mouth to chew again.
UNI and The Urchins grow underneath your fingernails when you sit next to your parents in Church, digging them into the soft flesh above your knee.
UNI and The Urchins dribble from the mouths of sidewalk sleeping drunks and slither into the throat of a politician to make him cough and loosen his tie.
UNI and The Urchins were there during your first masturbation and first confession.
UNI and The Urchins wake you up in the middle of the night.
Parents of America. A new phenomenon has taken over our youth. UNI and The Urchins wage war on the apathy and digital narcissism of 1st world ignorance.
It is a cult of one, a cult of infinity.
Jack James is the voice, a slender boy from Texas with a penchant for glitter and Oscar Wilde, who came down from another planet to be the rock star of the future. David Strange is the sword, a grisled poet and carpenter who can build anything, writing sonnets and summoning demons on his guitar. Kemp is the brain, a crazed scientist who composes prog riffs and surrealist visuals, leading the three into the great abyss.
But you are the hands. Go spread the message.
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UNI and The Urchins - single “American Fag” (2019)
UNI and The Urchins’ fifth 7" single , "American Fag" b/w “Destroyer”
Buy MP3: www.chimeramusic.com/full-shop/american-mp3
UNI and The Urchins’ fourth 7" single, "Machiavellian Alien" b/w "Love's Not All You Need."
Buy MP3: www.chimeramusic.com/full-shop/machiavellian-mp3
UNI and The Urchins’ third 7" single, "The Girl Who Has It All" b/w "Electric Universe." Out May 18, 2018.
Buy MP3: www.chimeramusic.com/full-shop/girl-mp3
Fabulous new glam/grunge band, includes Kemp Muhl (of The GOASTT / Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger). Vinyl is available on November 17, 2017. Pre-order includes immediate digital download of the single, What's The Problem?, as well as the B-side, Adult Video. Vinyl includes full color poster and digital download.
Buy MP3: www.chimeramusic.com/full-shop/wtp-mp3
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UNI and The Urchins - single “Hold My Gun” (2021)
Gunpowder was invented for fireworks. A spectacle of beauty. But somewhere along the way it mutated into The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Suddenly a village idiot could obliterate a Samurai without getting close enough to smell his blood type. A lifetime of training felled by a trembling finger. Video killed the radio star, but who killed JFK? Pop culture popping a cap as incels pop pimples and Kendall Jenner proffers soda pop to angry mobs. Semi automatic, autoerotic. A Glock as reproductive organ that inseminates life in reverse. Rap, country, cop and anarchist alike can all agree on one thing: the gun as penis.
UNI and The Urchins - single “DNA” (2020)
A cyborg recording of analog tape, industrial drum machines and bass keytar exploring postmodern themes on genetic mutation and futurism through a goth lens. Crispr, gene drive, cosmetic surgery, eugenics, life extension, uploading consciousness to the cloud, bifurcation of those that can afford it and those that cannot...we are entering a post-flesh world. DNA is about our severance with all that makes us human and entering the next phase of evolution, molding ourselves into digital Demi Gods with perfect silicone bodies. Would you make this Faustian deal with technology, or retreat to the forest...?
Purchase the download or stream here: https://lnkfi.re/unidna
UNI and The Urchins - single “Predators Ball” (2020)
New UNI and The Urchins single accompanied by a mini-film which Kemp directed and calls, “a pinch of Rocky Horror, Thriller, Labyrinth and that 1960’s anti-drug propaganda film Alice In Acid Land… But mostly, Snakes On A Plane.”
Purchase the download or stream here: https://lnkfi.re/predatorsball
UNI and The Urchins - single “Debris” (2020)
A post-apocalyptic cult embraces the manifesto of “Mutate or Die”, a metaphor of the end of the world for the end of a relationship.
Purchase the download or stream here: https://lnkfi.re/Debris
Fabulous new glam/grunge band, includes Kemp Muhl (of The GOASTT / Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger). Vinyl is available on November 17, 2017. Pre-order includes immediate digital download of the single, What's The Problem?, as well as the B-side, Adult Video. Vinyl includes full color poster and digital download.
Buy Vinyl: www.chimeramusic.com/full-shop/wtp-phys
UNI and The Urchins’ third 7" single, "The Girl Who Has It All" b/w "Electric Universe." Out May 18, 2018.
Buy Vinyl: www.chimeramusic.com/full-shop/girl-phys
UNI and The Urchins’ fourth 7" single, "Machiavellian Alien" b/w "Love's Not All You Need."
Buy Vinyl: www.chimeramusic.com/full-shop/machiavellian-phys
UNI and The Urchins’ second 7" single, Mushroom Cloud b/w DDT.
Buy Vinyl: www.chimeramusic.com/full-shop/mushroom-phys
UNI and The Urchins’ fifth 7" single , "American Fag" b/w “Destroyer”
Buy Vinyl: www.chimeramusic.com/full-shop/american-phys
The debut album from UNI and The Urchins, out on Chimera Music.